This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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