def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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