Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I am naked and annoyed.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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