Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i will never coherently bang her
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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