good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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