Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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