im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
