Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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