You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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