anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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