i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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