how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
We were destined to go to rehab together
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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