This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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