She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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