You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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