do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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