she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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