I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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