I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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