He disabled his match.com account in front of me
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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