I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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