I need to stop coming to work sober
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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