He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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