i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
where are you?
Hypothermia
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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