you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize