its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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