I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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