1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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