Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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