I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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