Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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