woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.