How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is