at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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