i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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