Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Randomize
