So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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