After last night, I could never be a politician.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
should my penis look like a turkey
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
