She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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