And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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