I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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