You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
You don't make any sense
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come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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