There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.