I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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