He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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