Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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