is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
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i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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