I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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