let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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