Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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