You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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