Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Everyone says I win the strip club
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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