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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
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Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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