You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
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