The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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