You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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