Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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How does one acquire holy water?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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