Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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